Folded and flabby Wrinkly and crinkly You wear your lines with pride As you smile up and wink at meRead More Labia Love- a poem
I want tucked, tiny and small Taut, tidy and pink But you’re swollen and you’re blue And need some lipo I think Say symmetry is beauty? You’ve failed that test Droopy, slack and lopsided A two out of ten at best If you were snuck into playboy The editor would scream You’re spoiling […]Read More Taut, tidy and pink- a poem
Remember when I was twelve You had that bouncy new do I looked down at you in horror- How bloody dare you You glared back at me with your shiny black locks This is the new me- take it or leave it I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I cried out in anger Can’t you just […]Read More Demi and Bruce- a poem
Pubic hairs appeared on my vaginal scene at 12. I was horrified. They looked like Jafar’s ridiculous black beard. Then my period happened and I thought a bloody apocalypse had arrived on my 13-year-old door step. As the years have gone by I have had an on-off relationship with my magical muff. Through itchy sticky […]Read More It all started with Jafar pubes…
As an inexperienced writer I was obviously more concerned with the title of my blog than the actual content. These are a few different titles I ran through: The Notorious V.A.G.- I veered away from this one because my vagina looks nothing like the Notorious B.I.G. It also isn’t very famous and hasn’t written any […]Read More Notorious V.A.G.